Translation #29341 (English to Spanish)

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Source text in English	Translation #29341
I began the revision and realized that it was a humongous pile of excrement produced by Gurgle! Nonetheless, I delivered a perfect translation... but the customer had my sublime work edited by some illiterate jerk who ruined it! And they published online my now-defective translation alongside my name!	¡Total, que empecé a revisar y me di cuenta de que el texto era una auténtica bazofia! Aun así, entregué una traducción perfecta... ¡pero el cliente mandó editar mi obra maestra a un imbécil analfabeto que se encargó de destrozarla! ¡Y mi ahora mediocre traducción aparece en Internet junto a mi nombre!